Tonight's episode of Top Chef: Chicago just might have been the most intense episode yet. Wedding Wars is a twist to the Top Chef tradition of Restaurant Wars, but with weddings. The remaining eight cheftestants split into two groups: the Bride team (Richard, Stephanie, Andrew, and Antonia) and the Groom team (Lisa, Dale, Nikki, and Spike). The two teams catered the same party but based their menus on what the bride or groom wanted.
So what made it so intense? One word: Dale Talde. Yep, that darned Pinoy strikes again. Dale, why do you gotta go and make us Asians look so bad, huh? Spike summed it up right nice when he said "You're such a little b****, bro." Also intensifying things was that relay quick fire challenge.
Also, I must give my props (or kudos, whichever the reader prefers) to the two ladies who got stuck with the wedding cakes. If you can call Lisa a lady. snortle
Judge's Table was just plain shocktastic. I would recommend watching the actual episode cuz I'm downright horrendous at synopses, but to cut the cheese, Nikki Cascone was cut tonight. Sorry, Nikki fans. All four of you. And now for the obligatory loser pic:
Oops. Wrong one. Here she is.
Ah, well. Such is life. What're you gonna do?
Oh my word, y'all
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
Oi! Oi! Oi! Okay, so he's from New Zealand, not Austria. Mark Simmons, that is. He was booted last night from Bravo's Top Chef Chicago, my all-time fave show. His curry was too sweet, they said. To that I say pish posh.
Padma, don't read this next part. Also, I love you.
I seriously think Padma is mad at me so she's kicking off all my fave chefs from most fave to least. First Nimma, then Valerie, then Erik, then Manuel, then Zoi, then Ryan, then Jen, and now Mark?! I mean, come on!
At this rate, my least fave chef will take first place. Fortunately, I haven't figured out who my least fave chef is just yet.
I guess you'll just have to keep reading my blog. Also, my first blog. The link is to the right under "Yo Yo Yo, Check it Out, Yo."
So long, my lesbian friend.
Jennifer Biesty was kicked off of my all-time fave show on Bravo: Top Chef Chicago. This season, there were a couple of lesbians (a lesbian couple) who both made it on to the show. Jennifer was the second of the two to be given the boot (or the axe).
"Personally, I would have liked to see her go further," I said to myself. I didn't agree with Padma this week. Padma, if you're reading this, I still love you, though.
Now I don't know who I'll be rooting for. Spike, the hairy Greek guy who's always good for a laugh? Or Dale, the Pinoy bad boy who's put on a few since high school? Maybe. Or maybe I'll tune in every Wednesday night at 10 pm to Bravo to see Antonia, the Italian stallion with a cold, cold heart.
That's all for now, I guess. I have to get up tomorrow.
