No. 41 on Jennifer's Top One Hundred and One Favorite Things of All Time is none other than the Shewee. Heralded for pioneering the way for women to break that mold, it is advertised as "the portable urinating device for women."
Come on, advertising firm responsible for this lame-o slogan! Surely, you can do better! I mean, this thing allows women to void whilst standing, say, in line at the check-out of the grocery or for tickets to see Rod Stewart live in concert. They need a better slogan. One that commands attention, much like Janet Jackson's third nipple. Something like, "You dress like a man. You smell like a man. Now pee like a man." Or something to that effect.
And for those too lazy to click on that link, here's a picture of one.
Now here's a picture of one in use.
Why else would she be smiling?
Come on, advertising firm responsible for this lame-o slogan! Surely, you can do better! I mean, this thing allows women to void whilst standing, say, in line at the check-out of the grocery or for tickets to see Rod Stewart live in concert. They need a better slogan. One that commands attention, much like Janet Jackson's third nipple. Something like, "You dress like a man. You smell like a man. Now pee like a man." Or something to that effect.
And for those too lazy to click on that link, here's a picture of one.
Now here's a picture of one in use.
Why else would she be smiling?
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