2010, I Heart U

Wow. Two-thousand and nine (2009, for those of you who, like myself, have difficulty reading spellt-out numbers) was horrendous. Bloggings-wise, at least. In comparison, 2008 saw thirty three (33) postings from myself whereas 2009 saw a measly three posts. To that--nay, to me, I say "Boo!" and direct my downwards turned thumb at the scum bag staring at me from the mirror.

It's 2010 now, so I say "Bygones!" to the 2009 me. I think this year will be awesomeness, to say the least. This year, you see, will be the year of many firsts and many lasts. Intrigued, are you? Then let's do this:

FIRSTS:
- climb Everest
- bake my own dang red velvet cake
- live all by my lonesome
- earn me some paper
- lesbian experience
- speed dating (just for fun, y'all)
- sing the national anthem for a packed stadium
- throw the opening pitch
- get published
- participate in the running of the bulls

LASTS
- time I say it's 2009 and be telling the truth
- get into a girl fight at a gay bar (it's not worth it)
- get caught with my pants down (figuratively)
- put my fist through a wall
- get the Spanish flu
- lose at Jenga, checkers, or dance competitions

This list is not comprehensive. Duh. Ok, I'm tired of typing. My fingers are still numb from punching that wall after I lost at Jenga.

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