Hello Kitty suicides herself nine times, because that's how many times it takes. You know, for cats.

"Catgut"

"Let Sleeping Cats Die"

"Atrocity Killed the Cat"

"The Cat's in the Bag"

"Electro-Cute"

"The Lighter Side of Suicide" or "Cat With A Hot Skin...oof!"

"Cat Scratch"

"Wet Pussy"

"Hang in There"

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