Dingleberries. Those, by the way, have moved up on Jennifer's Top 101 Favourite Things of All Time to No. 12 after Fanny Pak was booted from America's Best Dance Cru. ABDC, formerly No. 12 on my Top 101, is presently completely off my list. We'll give you one more chance, ABDC, to win my fandomship yet. (I can't wait till next season!)
The Fanny Pak
What what, up the butt?
No. 41: The shewee
No. 41 on Jennifer's Top One Hundred and One Favorite Things of All Time is none other than the Shewee. Heralded for pioneering the way for women to break that mold, it is advertised as "the portable urinating device for women."
Come on, advertising firm responsible for this lame-o slogan! Surely, you can do better! I mean, this thing allows women to void whilst standing, say, in line at the check-out of the grocery or for tickets to see Rod Stewart live in concert. They need a better slogan. One that commands attention, much like Janet Jackson's third nipple. Something like, "You dress like a man. You smell like a man. Now pee like a man." Or something to that effect.
And for those too lazy to click on that link, here's a picture of one.
Now here's a picture of one in use.
Why else would she be smiling?
Come on, advertising firm responsible for this lame-o slogan! Surely, you can do better! I mean, this thing allows women to void whilst standing, say, in line at the check-out of the grocery or for tickets to see Rod Stewart live in concert. They need a better slogan. One that commands attention, much like Janet Jackson's third nipple. Something like, "You dress like a man. You smell like a man. Now pee like a man." Or something to that effect.
And for those too lazy to click on that link, here's a picture of one.
Now here's a picture of one in use.
Why else would she be smiling?
It boggles the mind.
First off, pardon my lame title. I'm in no mood right now. And second, it started when I was playing Boggle with my friend whom we will call Ashley Tisdale. I was wondering if testiculatory was a legit word to use, so I looked it up online. I came across a number of porn sites and "medical" web sites whose sources were nothing if not questionable. And no, testiculatory is not a word for reals.
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