You know how it is said that one should "Know [her]self?" Well I think I have just taken that to the next level. To explain what I fully mean would take ludicrous amounts of cyber space, so I'm not even going to go there. But I feel that I should provide just a teensy bit o' explanation, since I so effectively captured your attention when I said that I took knowing one's self to a whole new level. And to the perverts and derelicts out there, please, get your minds out of the stinking gutter.
Anyway, yesterday was pretty busy. Between classes and clinicals and errands and taking the kids to soccer and ballet and making a drug run to Nashua, I was able to sneak in some "me time" right before I lay my head down to sleep. I cyber-wandered onto my Facebook account and immediately searched for a new Top 5 list to add to my top 5 favourite lists. I searched for the better part of an hour, but all my efforts were in vain. So I decided to come up with my own list, which I present here:
Jennifer's Top 5 Favourite Smells and Scents
5. cinnamon bunnies
4. oven cleaner
3. sampaguita flower
2. victory
1. my own farts, trapped in my slanket
And there you have it. You, too, have reached a whole new level in knowing Jennifer.
Know Jennifer
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