Every once in a while, I seem to get all philosphical and in-your-face about me being so philosophical. Today was one such day. It was actually this evening, as I curled up next to my friend Monica on the couch. The Bender Ball infomercial was playing in the background and scents of oreo cookies and margarita salt filled my nares. It was then that I sort of/kind of/not really had this "lightbulb moment," as they call it. I realized that if one wanted to fulfill one's hopes and dreams, one had to 1) get off the couch, and 2) call UEI. Maybe it was a higher power speaking, maybe it was my lower bowels a-rumbling--I'll never know. But one thing I do know is that my future is safe. Thanks, UEI.
Know Jennifer
You know how it is said that one should "Know [her]self?" Well I think I have just taken that to the next level. To explain what I fully mean would take ludicrous amounts of cyber space, so I'm not even going to go there. But I feel that I should provide just a teensy bit o' explanation, since I so effectively captured your attention when I said that I took knowing one's self to a whole new level. And to the perverts and derelicts out there, please, get your minds out of the stinking gutter.
Anyway, yesterday was pretty busy. Between classes and clinicals and errands and taking the kids to soccer and ballet and making a drug run to Nashua, I was able to sneak in some "me time" right before I lay my head down to sleep. I cyber-wandered onto my Facebook account and immediately searched for a new Top 5 list to add to my top 5 favourite lists. I searched for the better part of an hour, but all my efforts were in vain. So I decided to come up with my own list, which I present here:
Jennifer's Top 5 Favourite Smells and Scents
5. cinnamon bunnies
4. oven cleaner
3. sampaguita flower
2. victory
1. my own farts, trapped in my slanket
And there you have it. You, too, have reached a whole new level in knowing Jennifer.
This just in, y'all.
First of all, let me just say "Do it to it." Second, it's like, you know, whatever. Last, I'd like to make a shout out to my mom, who is sitting next to me on this bench in the waiting room. Hi mom. Now that that's out of the way, I can move on to the main portion of this post. The "meat," if you will. 1) Make up and 2) turquoise and 3) myspace.com.
Luv, Jenni and Tom
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