Every once in a while, I seem to get all philosphical and in-your-face about me being so philosophical. Today was one such day. It was actually this evening, as I curled up next to my friend Monica on the couch. The Bender Ball infomercial was playing in the background and scents of oreo cookies and margarita salt filled my nares. It was then that I sort of/kind of/not really had this "lightbulb moment," as they call it. I realized that if one wanted to fulfill one's hopes and dreams, one had to 1) get off the couch, and 2) call UEI. Maybe it was a higher power speaking, maybe it was my lower bowels a-rumbling--I'll never know. But one thing I do know is that my future is safe. Thanks, UEI.
